De ultieme Poetin-parodie waar zelfs zijn fans van smullen

De Sloveens cabaretier Klemen Slakonja neemt alle Poetin-cliché’s op de hak in deze epische parodie, die bijna liefdevol te noemen is. Vandaar dat de video al meer clicks dan Slovenië inwoners heeft. Hieronder de tekst van zijn ‘Circus Putin’ in het Engels:

Harasho, harasho, I run this freakin’ show! You think I can’t speak English? There’s nothing I don’t know. I know that World War III , nobody wants to see, so please EU and USA don’t mothersuckers mess with me. Ooooh, Yes I Can cause I’m the president with the greatest plan, to make my Mother Russia number 1 again, and by the way I hit better than Jackie Chan, I’m gentleman.

Do you want peace or you wanna piece of me? I’ve got gas you see, don’t play games with me. You want my gas? Well you can kiss my ass! When I play chess be quiet or eat my Pussy Riot!

It’s great to be president of the biggest country, you can have Winter Olympic Games in 40 degrees, and by the way, Eurovision is so gay, just please don’t take my soccer World Cup 2018 away!

I sang for charity, la la, and tranqualized a tiger on a killing spree, bang bang, I fight terrorism with my big army I am nice, why oh why can’t I get a Nobel Peace Prize?!

Do you want peace, or you wanna piece of me? I’ve got gas you see, don’t play games with me. You want my gas? Well you can kiss my ass! If you are a prick – suck my Moby Dick!

Niet I won’t stop! Until I wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin! Putin, Putout, Putout, Putin, Putout, Putin, Putin, Putout, Putin, Putout, Putin, Putout, Putin! HEY! Putin!