Liedje voor de 'anonieme lafbekjes'

Isabel Fay is een Britse comedienne die ook YouTube-clips maakt. Tussen de reacties op die clips treft ze met enige regelmaat de meest zieke verwensingen aan afkomstig van zogeheten trolls, mensen die niets liever doen dan een ander een slecht humeur bezorgen.

Ze reageert met een fraaie clip waarin ook andere Britse artiesten (Noel Clarke, Richard Herring, Helen Lederer en Josie Long) laten weten wat ze zoal naar hun hoofd krijgen via het beeldscherm.

Tekst:

Well hello friend Mister Insightful Thank you for your comment on my little Youtube clip! Most people say you’re cruel and spiteful, But you’re right, how do I sleep at night? I am a massive prick.

They call you hater well they’re just jealous Your constructive pearls of wisdom give me thrills I can’t deny How will we know if you don’t tell us We could improve our Youtube channels by “fucking off and dying”?

Some might say you are a… Sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic, Cowardly, illitterate, waste of human skin, Sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic, Cowardly, iliterat, waste of human skin, But I say: thank you beautiful stranger.

I love the way you don’t upload things You know we’d be too dazzled by your cinematic vision But you’re there on every comment string Where you teach us, just like Jesus but while wanking like a gibbon.

I’m really sure that if I met you You probably wouldn’t rape me like you promised that you would We are like “that”; I really get you You’re right about that laughing kid, he is a total “cnut”. You wished me cancer and misspelled “cancer” But I know that it’s a metaphor. You hope that I will grow, Just like the tumour you hoped would kill me Inside the tits on which you said you’d also like a go.

You said that girls shouldn’t do funny

But you’d fuck me double hard and let your mates go after you. Oh what a line you lovely honey. Are you on e-harmony? Oo! I’ll join the queue!

Some might say you’re a… sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic, cowardly, illitterate, waste of human skin, sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic, cowardly, iliterate, waste of human skin.

But if it wasn’t for you my darling, I would never have written this tune. Some might say that You’re So Vain, But this song is all about you!